Introduction to Suite K

Coming at you LIVE is Suite K. Cue the music that pretty much describes our lives as four crazy college girls living together. AKA Ke$ha.

From yours sincerely, Aly.

Now on the other hand, I prefer something more 90's (actually early 2000's) with a philosophical meaning as our theme song for our first post. AKA cue in Britney Spears. She can do no wrong, except when she shaved her hair. But let's move on from the painful memories. Love, Blair.

So I do believe a little introduction is in order. As you can guess, we are four college students who happens to live in the same suite. And let us assure you, our lives could be a MTV show. (Cribs or Keeping up with the Karshashians? You decide. -Jane) Not joking...

I will start off by introducing Aly.

She's basically a Cali girl, hailed from the land of beautiful sunny weather and delicious food. She's a food addict so any guys who might be interested in her, you better learn how to cook, pronto. #ramenworkstoo Currently a Neuroscience major (so she's a genius) with a crazy schedule who survives on little sleep (which I have no idea on how she survives. Sometimes I do wonder if she's like a vampire from Twilight). #icansleepwhenimdead But despite her busy life, she's always been there. With food. To light up your day. Whoever reading this, you have my permission to "aww". 

Also, if she decides to drop out of college, she always have Plan B: Become a model. (HAHA no. stop being modest. it doesn't suit you) Because those legs can go for miles. #goodgenes Or start a bakery. Cause her cupcakes are work of arts.

Now onto Jane.

I know she has a plain name but she's anything but. 

For starters, she's a red head. And I mean a gorgeous burst of red curls tumbling from the top of her head. 'Nough said. Like the muses of the Pre-Raphaelite paintings. Look at that hair.

#selfie
Did you know she's been working out in the mornings? That's dedication right there.. 
Wow. In the mornings?! No wonder. #datass (no omg)
 I know. But moving along, she's also a neuroscience major with an obsession over Scandal, American Horror Story and House of Cards. #whatwouldoliviapopedo (who needs a boyfriend when you have Netflix?!) #praise #netflixforlyfe (But Netflix doesn't have a tongue sweetie)
She's also into skulls, the color purple, and generally anything that is creepy (in a cool way of course). (I'm basically a weirdo.)
P.S. she's single again! Whoo. Single and Ready to mingle... RAWR! Here's to a better sex life. cheers. Cause Chris wasn't cutting it. (PREACH)
Thank goodness that's over. So to any edgy guys (preferably with piercings and tattoos) with great oral techniques, please submit your application to this blog! We look forward to reviewing you and reading your application. A demonstration is mandatory (emphasis on the tongue) ;)

And then there's Blair from NYC. The life of the party wherever she goes. And possibly even more stylish than Blair Waldorf. With a trail of guys ALWAYS following loyally behind her in the hopes of getting some. (LIES!!!!!!) But, alas, there can only be one Chuck. (Sorry Aly. Sadly, no one can amount up to Ed Westwick playing Chuck Bass. That intense glare. Swoon.) This gif is extremely distracting.

She's a psychology major, which means that she has the gift of reading into your SOUL. Watch out, boys- she sees right through you! (I CAN READ MINDS.. jk.)Need help psychoanalyzing someone? Call Blair. She got you. She's also INCREDIBLY resourceful because she does her due diligence and researches. (She's the one who introduced us to the very informative video on how to give a variety of different handjobs. Thanks, girl! She's also had a lot of practice with ATM, aka Andrew. Buuut that's a whole other story) On the same note of research, she's obsessed about Buzzfeed, which is great because they're always entertaining articles. 
 
 And then there's Angie, our Cali princess (WHOO CALI) (like Barbie, only way cuter). This girl is an amazing dancer (cue Beyonce) and let me tell you, the boys are LINING UP (She's even currently tempting Jesus) #prayforjesus #hisholinesscantsavehim .Plus she makes the best flan in the world, so what's not to love? But there's also brains with all that beauty- if sociology's your thing, look no further than Ang! Last time I checked, Barbie didn't read Tolstoy. She's also the inventor of the swag quotient- basically the special ingredient for a hot guy. She looooves Demi Lovato and Lea Michele. P.S. She's going to join the FBI so watch out guys. Unfortunately, she couldn't be here since she's out for the weekend. But hopefully you'll get to meet her soon.

So shall we end this first post? Don't worry, there's more to come!
Cue in the music.

 xoxo

 Suite  K